I love my Office and its location.
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and the paper that piles up every day!

I love my chair in my padded cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers -
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my Computer and all its software;
I hug it often, though it doesn't care.
I love each Program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while!!

I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
I'm the happiest Slave of my uncle Sam.

I love this work:  I love these chores.
I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.

I love my Job - I'll say it again-
I even love these friendly Men -
These men who've come to visit today
In lovely white coats to take me away!!!