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Warning Labels
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are
some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary Details
inside
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap
Some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down (Printed on the
bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine Do not drive car or operate machinery
On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor
use only
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use
On Sainsbury's Peanuts Warning: contains nuts
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet,
eat nuts
On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands