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A wedding story - As only a child could do...
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the
aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd
(alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the
crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step,
step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine,
the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the
pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from
all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said,
"I was being the Ring Bear."
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A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning
home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens and
2 girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mom asked "Daddy picked them up
and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's printed on the bottom."
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Another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed
the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong
feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't
kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."
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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has
to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back
of the room asked, "How will that help?"
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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting
away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread
them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box
says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm
looking for the seal."
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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened
to the flea?"
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