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Dell Customer Support Calls

"How come the cd comes out every time I press the eject button?"
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"The screen says select a language,  which one should I pick?"
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"I've tried cleaning the cd like you asked, but I cant get all the writing off."
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"If I turn off my computer, will I have to buy all my programs again?"
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"My network card will not fit in the harddrive."
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"Windows cannot shutdown in this state....  I'm in New York, why?"
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"How much smaller will my computer be if I compress the harddrive?"
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"It's your fault my son uses the Internet to see naked women! I expect you to stop him."
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"Can we just pretend we're on that screen?"
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"Can you see what I'm doing?"
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"It just comes up with a message and says click OK...now what?"
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"I just got your internet in the mail today..."
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"Is that the letter zero or the number zero?"
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"I Just Downloaded the Internet. How do I use it?"
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"Is this a LIVE person?"
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"Does your printer need to be on for it to work?"
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"Can you tell me where the Any Key is"
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"Right-click, but I'm Left handed.."
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"How does The Internet Work?"
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"What do you mean I have to dial into the internet every time I want to
go to your web site? I thought I only had to do that the FIRST time I used this software!"
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"What's the phone number for the internet?"
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"So it's the phone line that slows it down? Okay, then is there a place
I can go in the computer to make the phone line better?"
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"These disks you've sent me, they're hard, not floppy!"
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"How do I get the internet in my house?"
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