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PSA was following United, taxiing out for departure.
PSA called the tower and said "Tower, this is United 586.
We've got a little problem, so go ahead and let PSA go first".
The tower promptly cleared PSA for takeoff before United had a chance to object to the impersonation!


Which Exit Did You Say That Was?
A DC-10 had an exceedingly long landing roll out after landing with his Approach speed just a little too high.
The Tower was heard to say..........
"American 751 Heavy, turn right at the end if able.
If not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off of Highway 101 back to the airport."