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Advertising Lingo
In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot,
be aware of the following advertising lingo...

	TERM TRANSLATION
Old world charm	********************	No bath
Tropical	********************	Rainy
Majestic setting	********************	A long way from town
Options galore	********************	Nothing is included in the itinerary
Secluded hideaway	********************	Impossible to find or get to
Pre-registered rooms	********************	Already occupied
Explore on your own	********************	Pay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip hosts	********************	They've flown in an airplane before
No extra fees	********************	No extras
Nominal fee	********************	Outrageous charge
Standard	********************	Sub-standard
Deluxe	********************	Standard
Superior	********************	One free shower cap
All the amenities	********************	Two free shower caps
Plush	********************	Top and bottom sheets
Gentle breezes	********************	Occasional Gale-force winds
Light and airy	********************	No air conditioning
Picturesque	********************	Theme park nearby
Open bar	********************	Free ice cubes